Cruising down the road the other day, (It was a long ride), my mind started to drift. Looking at corn fields didn't help me keep my mind where it needed to be either. (On the road.)
READ MORE - Long rides can make you think of some pretty CORNY things.
You know in the corn fields how they always have those herbicide and seed signs like , Pioneer, Dekalb, Asgrow, Etc. Well, I saw some of them thar signs just like it.
Well, you know what they say; "All corn's good fer is fattenin up the pigs."
So as I'm cruising it dawns on me; If you eat too much corn on "DEKALB"........
it'll only make your "ASGROW" bigger?
Just a twisted thought I had.